Concours radio à la con

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Je vous retranscris un extrait de journal anglophone:

A Cork radio station was running a competition - words that weren’t in the dictionnary yet could still be used in a sentence that would make logical sense.

The prize was a trip to Bali.

DJ: “96FM here, what’s your name ?”

Caller: “hi, my name is dave”

DJ: “Dave, what’s your word ?”

Caller: "Goan, spelt g-o-a-n, pronouced “go-an”

DJ: " You are correct Dave, goan is not in the dictionnary. Now, for a trip to Bali, what sentence can you use that word in that would make sense ?"

Caller: " Goan f**k yourself"

The DJ cut the caller short and take other calls, all unsuccessful, untill:

DJ: “96FM here, what’s your name ?”

Caller: “hi, my name is Jeff”

DJ: “Jeff, what’s your word ?”

Caller: " Smee, spelt s-m-e-e, pronouced “smee” "

DJ: " You are correctJeff, smee is not in the dictionnary. Now, for a trip to Bali, what sentence can you use that word in that would make sense ?"

Caller: “smme again, goan f**k yourself”

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Mouahahahah, trop fort !

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trop bon, le it s me, rah lala ils sont forts ces anglais

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+1

top trop bon !

j’aime les gens qui ont de la suite dans les idées

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Hahaha ouais j’l’avais déjà lue celle là mais c’est vrai qu’elle est puissante :].

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 J’adore !

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Fantastique ;))

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Excellent

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Enorme !!!
Ce message a été édité par lucasbfr le 05/11/2003

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woaw, trop trop fort ! en tout cas il est bien CASSE le gars d’en face

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Merci Beethov’ pour ce fou rire .

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Ouaip tout pareil bien marrant.

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hahahah trop bon : )

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Ca c’est pas du demi flood!
Splendide, on dirait une board bitto***t: pleins de gens qui remercient ou congratulent, c’est marrant a voir.

+1 pour moi aussi

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Hin hin… Là c’est vraiment énorme !
Si c’est une histoire vraie et que quelqu’un à un extrait audio qu’il le poste !
Ah ah je rigole tout seul comme un con en m’imaginant la tête du dj

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+1

Ca sent le vécu.
C’est pas surfait.
C’est original.
Merci Beethov’ !

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Je profite de ce thread pour poster une blague en anglais que j’ai reçu par mail.

Dear Alcohol,
First and foremost, let me tell you that I’m a huge fan of yours. My
friend, you always seem to be there when needed. The perfect post-work
cocktail, a beer with the game, and you’re even around in the holidays
hidden inside chocolates as you warm us when we’re stuck in the midst of
endless family gatherings.
Yet lately I’ve been wondering about your intentions.
While I want to believe that you have my best interests at heart, I feel that your influence has led to some unwise consequences, briefed below for your review.

  1. Phone calls:
    While I agree with you that communication is important, I
    question the suggestion that any conversation of substance or necessity
    takes place after 2 a.m.
    Why would you make me call those ex-boyfriends/girlfriends when I know for a fact they do not what to hear from me during the day, let alone all hours of the night?

  2. Eating:
    Now, you know I love a good meal and, though cooking is far from my specialty, why you suggested that I eat a kabob with chili sauce, along  with a big Italian hoagie and some stale chips washed down with chocolate Nesquik and topped off with a Kit Kat all after a few cheese
    curls and chili cheese fries) is beyond me. Eclectic eater I am, but I
    think you  went too far this time.

  3. Clumsiness:
    Unless you’re subtly trying to tell me that I need to do more yoga to improve my balance, I see NO need to hammer the issue home by causing me to fall down, it’s completely unnecessary.
    The black and blue marks that appear on my body mysteriously the next day is beyond me.
    Similarly, it should never take me more than 45 seconds to get the front door key into the lock.

  4. Pictures:
    This can be a blessing in disguise, as it can often clarify the last point below, but the following costumes are banned from ever being
    placed on my head in public again:
    Indian wigs, sombreros, bows, ties, boxes, upside-down cups, inflatable balloon animals, traffic cones, or bras. Also, what is with you making me take pictures with people I clearly don’t like when I’m sober, yet they suddenly become my best friends when a flash is presented?

  5. Beer Goggles:
    If I think I may know him/her from somewhere, I most likely do not. Please do not request that I go over and see if in fact, I do actually know that person.
    The phrase ‘let’s F***’ is illegal from  now on. While I may be thinking this, please reinstate the brain-to-mouth-block that would stop this thought from becoming a statement, especially in public.
    Please stop me from talking to the guy/girl with the crooked teeth, acned-up face, bad breath, beer belly, etc. Why are they so appealing to me while I’m with you and why are they so disgusting to me the next  morning after you have worn off??

  6. Furthermore:
    The hangovers have GOT to stop. This is getting ridiculous now. I know a little penance for our previous evening’s debauchery may be in order, but the 3 p.m. -hangover immobility is completely unacceptable.
    My entire day is shot.
    I ask that, if the proper precautions are taken (water, vitamin B, bread products, aspirin) prior to going to bed/passing out facedown on the kitchen floor with a bag of popcorn, the hangover should  be minimal and in no way interfere with my daily Saturday or Sunday or any  day for that matter) activities.
    C’mon now, it’s only fair - you do your part, I’ll do mine.

Alcohol, I have enjoyed our friendship for some years now and would like
to ensure that we remain on good terms.
You’ve been the invoker of great stories, the provocation for much laughter, and the needed companion when I just don’t know what to do with the extra money in my pockets.
In order to continue this friendship, I ask that you carefully review my grievances above and address them immediately. I will look for an answer no later than Thursday 3pm (pre-happy hour) on your possible solutions and hopefully we  can continue this fruitful partnership.

Thank you from your biggest fan.

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Cette blague me rappelle le “qu’est-ce qui est froid, en flocons et qui tombe en hiver?” …

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Waouw, génial, trop puissant
Ca sent le flood à plein nez ce thread !!
+1
Sinon serieusement c’est bien poilant