Comme j’ai remarqué que les sondages étaient à la mode en ce moment, je m’suis dit, un de plus ou un de moins… Donc voilà, je me disais, on a tous entendu ou lu des répliques qui resteront gravées dans nos mémoire à jamais. Le genre de phrases qui nous fait soit marrer comme un goret, soit se tapper la tête tellement “c’est trop puissant”, soit nous fait chialer comme une madeleine… La question est donc : quelles sont les répliques, paroles, petites phrases, mots, etc de film ou de livre (merci d’éviter la TV) qui sont “cultes” pour vous (ça rejoint le sondage de je ne sais plus qui mais c’est quand même un peu différent) ?
Je vous donnerais deux des miennes (si je donnais tout la base mySQL serait sûrement saturée ;)) :
Star Wars - Return of the Jedi - Confrontation Darth Vader/Luke/Empereur
E: Welcome, young Skywalker. I have been expecting you. You no longuer need those… Guards, leave us. I’m looking forward to completing your training. In time, you will call me… Master…
L: You’re gravely mistaken. You won’t convert me as you did my father.
E: Oh no, my young Jedi ? You fill find that it is you who is mistaken… about a great many things.
D: His lightsaber.
E: Oh yes, a Jedi’s weapon… much like your father’s. By now you must know your father can never be turned from the Dark Side ! So will it be with you…
L: You’re wrong. Soon I’ll be dead, and you with me…
E: Hun hun hun ! Perhaps you refer to the imminent attack of your rebel fleet… Yes… I assure you we are quite safe from your friends here !
[Moment que je préfère]
L: Your overconfidence is your weakness.
E: your faith in your friends is yours !
[/Raaaaah “trop puissant”]
E: Everything that has transpired has done so according to my desire. Your friends, up there on the Sancuary Moon, are walking into a trap; as is your rebel fleet. It was I who allowed the Alliance to know the location of generator. It is quite safe from your pitifull little band ! An entire legion of my best trop awaits them… [Mode enculé on] Oooh… I’m affraid the deflector shield will be quite operational when you friends arrive…[/]
Holy Grail - Roi Arthur - Knights of Ni
HEAD KNIGHT OF NI: Ni!
KNIGHTS OF NI: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
ARTHUR: Who are you?
HEAD KNIGHT: We are the Knights Who Say… ‘Ni’!
RANDOM: Ni!
ARTHUR: No! Not the Knights Who Say ‘Ni’!
HEAD KNIGHT: The same!
BEDEVERE: Who are they?
HEAD KNIGHT: We are the keepers of the sacred words: ‘Ni’, ‘Peng’, and ‘Neee-wom’!
RANDOM: Neee-wom!
ARTHUR: Those who hear them seldom live to tell the tale.
HEAD KNIGHT: The Knights Who Say ‘Ni’ demand a sacrifice.
ARTHUR: Knights of Ni, we are but simple travellers who seek the enchanter who lives beyond these woods.
HEAD KNIGHT: Ni!
KNIGHTS OF NI: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!..
ARTHUR: Ow! Ow! Ow! Agh!
HEAD KNIGHT: We shall say ‘ni’ again to you if you do not appease us.
ARTHUR: Well, what is it you want?
HEAD KNIGHT: We want… a shrubbery!
ARTHUR: A what?
KNIGHTS OF NI: Ni! Ni! Ni! Ni!
ARTHUR: Ow! Oh! Please! Please! No more! We will find you a shrubbery.
HEAD KNIGHT: You must return here with a shrubbery, or else, you will never pass through this wood… alive.
ARTHUR: O Knights of Ni, you are just and fair, and we will return with a shrubbery.
HEAD KNIGHT: One that looks nice.
ARTHUR: Of course.
HEAD KNIGHT: And not too expensive.
ARTHUR: Yes.
HEAD KNIGHT: Now… go!
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