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Bon, j’imagine bien que c’est super connu, mais voici quelques extraits tirés de bash.org que m’a envoyé un pote.

N’hésitez pas à y aller, c’est que du bonheur.

#5273

erno> hm. I’ve lost a machine… literally lost. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can’t figure out where in my apartment it is.

#4753

xterm>The problem with America is stupidity. I’m not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don’t we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?

#4848

ohm> damn
ohm> FUCK
ohm> DAMN
ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother’s window pops up
ohm> FUCK
ohm> i go like this to her
ohm> "i want to suck on your clit"
ohm> FUCK

#6460

studdud> what the fuck is wtf

#10958

(morganj): 0 is false and 1 is true, correct?
(alec_eso): 1, morganj
(morganj): bastard.

#77904

Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
V-girl> i belong with the other 13%

#83627

scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying “You’re next”. They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

#1730

Mikkel> If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you
woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody?
Celestya> i dont think so
Mikkel> Wanna go camping?

#8814

Night-hen-gayle> I gotta go.  There’s a dude next to me and he’s watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out.  Yes dude next to me, I mean you.

#4680

Raize> can you guys see what I type?
vecna> no, raize
Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?

#99060

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say…
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY  HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I  DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!@.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right

Ce message a été édité par TeK le 15/11/2003

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[quote]TeK a dit:

Celle la est excellente !

 

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excellent tout ca

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Ahahah trop fort. Je me suis bien poilé

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[quote]Allez vais t’éviter la honte ![/quote]aaahhh, merci !!!

j’y croyais plus, là !

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[quote][quote]Allez vais t’éviter la honte ![/quote]aaahhh, merci !!!

j’y croyais plus, là !
[/quote]De rien de rien !
 Rends moi la pareille ici ! Deviens nimpiste !

Mon premier bide… Que de souvenirs… et quelle gêne !

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nom de dieu c carrement excellent !

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#9322 +url=« http://www.bash.org/?9322 »[/url]- [url=« http://www.bash.org/?9322 »]

Ouroboros: lets play Pong
Ok.
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Whoops

[/url][url="http://www.bash.org/?1578"] [quote] [/url][url="http://www.bash.org/?1578"]#1578[/url][url="http://www.bash.org/?1578"] [/url]+[url="http://www.bash.org/?1578"](2455)[/url]-[url="http://www.bash.org/?1578"] [/url][X][url="http://www.bash.org/?1578"]

we had a guy at school that wore black lipstick… and was all gothy… and then one day we caught him buying an assvibrator
ew.
wait, you « caught » him?
like, you were behind him in line at the assvibrator store?
he doesnt answer
*** Quits: calin (No route to host)

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[url=« http://www.bash.org/?142934 »]

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[/url]#142934 +url=« http://www.bash.org/?142934 »[/url]- [url=« http://www.bash.org/?142934 »]

docsigma2000: jesus christ man
docsigma2000: my son is sooooooo dead
c8info: Why?
docsigma2000: hes been looking at internet web sites in fucking EUROPE
docsigma2000: HE IS SURFING LONG DISTANCE
docsigma2000: our fucking phone bill is gonna be nuts
c8info: Ooh, this is bad. Surfing long distance adds an extra $69.99 to your bill per hour.
docsigma2000: …!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK
docsigma2000: is there some plan we can sign up for???
docsigma2000: cuz theres some cool stuff in europe, but i dun wanna pauy that much
c8info: Sorry, no. There is no plan. you’ll have to live with it.
docsigma2000: o well, i ccan live without europe intenet sites.
docsigma2000: but till i figure out how to block it hes sooooo dead
c8info: By the way, I’m from Europe, your chatting long distance.
** docsigma2000 has quit (Connection reset by peer)

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#15641 +(2259)-

I had a boyfriend once that made me suck him off while I had a mouthful of beer.
HAHAHAHA that was me bitch!
DANNY?!?!?!
MOM?!?!?!?!

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#8814 +(2159)-

I gotta go.  There’s a dude next to me and he’s watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out.  Yes dude next to me, I mean you.

 

[url=« http://www.bash.org/?14207 »]

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[/url]#14207 +url=« http://www.bash.org/?14207 »[/url]- [url=« http://www.bash.org/?14207 »]

<h|tler> HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU TELL THAT I’M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I’M WRITEING???

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[url=« http://www.bash.org/?7936 »]

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[/url]#7936 +url=« http://www.bash.org/?7936 »[/url]- [url=« http://www.bash.org/?7936 »]

*** Quits: TITANIC (Excess Flood)

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[url=« http://www.bash.org/?83627 »]

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[/url]#83627 +url=« http://www.bash.org/?83627 »[/url]- [url=« http://www.bash.org/?83627 »]

I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying « You’re next ». They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.

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[/url]#1730 +url=« http://www.bash.org/?1730 »[/url]- [url=« http://www.bash.org/?1730 »]

If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you
woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody?
i dont think so
Wanna go camping?

[/url] [quote] [url="http://www.bash.org/?85514"]#85514[/url][url="http://www.bash.org/?85514"] [/url]+[url="http://www.bash.org/?85514"](1599)[/url]-[url="http://www.bash.org/?85514"] [/url][X][url="http://www.bash.org/?85514"]

IRC is just multiplayer notepad.

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[/url]#14258 +url=« http://www.bash.org/?14258 »[/url]- [url=« http://www.bash.org/?14258 »]

a sprite is anything not static
a sprite is a variable object
be it 2d or 3d
a sprite is a fucking soda
you god damn geekass bastards

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excellent … quelqu’un a la meme chose en francais ?

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Excellent

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C’est quoi? des perles d’un serveur IRC?

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Moi celle qui m’a vraiment fait marrer c’est celle la :

[quote]<kow`> “There are 10 types of people in the world… those who understand binary and those who don’t.”
That’s only 2 types of people, kow.
STUPID[/quote]

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Celle là est pas mal aussi :

[quote] what should I give sister for unzipping?
Um. Ten bucks?
no I mean like, WinZip?[/quote]

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Muahahahahaha ! Celle la elle part dans ma signature !

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[quote]C’est quoi? des perles d’un serveur IRC?

bah pas d’UN serveur, apparemment tout le monde peut déposer ce qu’il trouve sur IRC.

choc4pic a dit:

nom de dieu c carrement excellent !

plein de trucs rigolos…

excellent … quelqu’un a la meme chose en francais ?

rooh, les quotes de bourrin...

Ce message a été édité par TeK le 15/11/2003

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MWAHAHAH :

[quote]Concatenate?
its something sexual
Concatenate can be sexual, baby.
its something sexual to someone who hasn’t taken a programming class

décidément il est excellent ce site !!! :

[quote]* Takeshi doesn’t get the obsession with all the digits of pi
<rabid_si> It’s like Mersienne Primes.
<rabid_si> Mathematicians get off on big numbers.
Oh, so it’s mathsturbation?[/quote]Ce message a été édité par Ismar le 15/11/2003

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[quote][quote]
#99060

t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say…
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY  HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I  DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!@.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right[/quote]
Celle la est excellente !

 
[/quote]j’ai totalement craqué sur celle la !

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Et puis avec la fonction random on tombe sur des trucs sympa aussi, tout en finesse …

[quote] - I need some advice about men
- Swallow[/quote]

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Trouvé par hasard, deux trucs qui me rassurent sur mon état :

#140652

I did something really geeky just now
watched star trek ?
I was reading a magazine, and I glanced at the bottom right hand corner of the page expecting to see the time… :confused:

#41220

man, while I was at the beach I made this huge ass sand castle and I was about to make a major change that could have messed it up and I thought to my self, « Make a backup just in case » then I felt stupid
:.

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il en faut un équivalent français

c’est excellent ce site

Qui seront prêt à en monter un équivalent français ?

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ndDonjohn : ouais mais en fait c’est privé… Baphomet… viens voir là toi…

Ce message a été édité par Donjohn le 16/11/2003