Bon, j’imagine bien que c’est super connu, mais voici quelques extraits tirés de bash.org que m’a envoyé un pote.
N’hésitez pas à y aller, c’est que du bonheur.
erno> hm. I’ve lost a machine… literally lost. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can’t figure out where in my apartment it is.
xterm>The problem with America is stupidity. I’m not saying there should be a capital punishment for stupidity, but why don’t we just take the safety labels off of everything and let the problem solve itself?
ohm> damn
ohm> FUCK
ohm> DAMN
ohm> i was just in an AIM convo with a chick, and my grandmother’s window pops up
ohm> FUCK
ohm> i go like this to her
ohm> "i want to suck on your clit"
ohm> FUCK
studdud> what the fuck is wtf
(morganj): 0 is false and 1 is true, correct?
(alec_eso): 1, morganj
(morganj): bastard.
Sui88> 67% of girls are stupid
V-girl> i belong with the other 13%
scirDSL> I hated going to weddings. All the grandmas would poke me saying “You’re next”. They stopped that when I started doing it to them at funerals.
Mikkel> If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you
woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up your ass would you tell anybody?
Celestya> i dont think so
Mikkel> Wanna go camping?
Night-hen-gayle> I gotta go. There’s a dude next to me and he’s watching me type, which is sort of starting to creep me out. Yes dude next to me, I mean you.
Raize> can you guys see what I type?
vecna> no, raize
Raize> How do I set it up so you can see it?
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
BlackAdder> i believe i speak for all of us when i say…
BlackAdder> WRONG BTICH
BlackAdder> IM SICK OF YOU
BlackAdder> AND YOUR LAME STORIES
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE THINKS YOURE FUNNY
BlackAdder> NOBODY HERE WANTS TO HEAR YOUR STORIES
BlackAdder> IN FACT
BlackAdder> IF YOU DIED RIGHT NOW
BlackAdder> I DON"T THINK NOBODY WOULD CARE
BlackAdder> SO WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THAT FAG
*** t0rbad sets mode: +b BlackAdder*!@.*
*** BlackAdder has been kicked my t0rbad ( )
t0rbad> so there i was in this hallway right
CRCError> right
heartless> Right.
r3v> right
Ce message a été édité par TeK le 15/11/2003