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“I’m going to contort you beyond mortal comprehension, then make toast!!!”

J’aime bien la fin…

le mien est très bizarre…

“I’m going to fuck you all the way to Wiener Neudorf, and plunge you into financial ruin!!”

Bof bof :

“I’m going to bludgeon you until you’re pissing shit, and plug you into a power plant!!!”

[i]Prowling along the freeway, clutching a mighty sword, cometh Georges W. Bush! And he gives a booming roar:

“I’m going to beat you until Western Civilization implodes!!”[/i]

Sans commentaire.

Who is that, striding over the desert! It is Gebreugg, hands clutching a thorned whip! And with a mighty grunt, his voice cometh:

“I’m going to pummel you until your mortal mind doth snap!!”

mouaip…

“I’m going to beat you until the sun burns out!!!”

pfuuu! c’est nul. Pourquoi boudha il explose pas dans le mien?
Cela dit c’est vraiment pas très bon. Ma signature est bien plus agressive.

Le mien est sympatoche, sans plus, mais fait bien RP :

Who is that, rampaging through the candy store! It is Onisad, hands clutching a vorpal blade! He roars vengefully:

“I’m going to bruise you faster than the speed of sound!”

[b][i]La classe

“I’m going to pulverize you with such reckless abandon, the devil himself will plead for mercy!!”[/i][/b]

Le mien est assez drole, et plutot aproprie:
[b][i]“I’m seriously going to wrap you in bacon, and throw you on the grill!!!”

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