mes preferes :
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GRIEVOUS: (breaking the glass of the window) Ha. I can survive in space because I apparently don’t have to breathe. Which explains why I cough. Or something. Bye! ================
PADME: Me too! Oh, Annie, I can’t bear to be apart from you. Being married to you has transformed me from the confident, independent Senator I once was to a clingy, emotional little girl. By the way, do you like my hair today?
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Kl-ADI-MUNDI: That may be the case, but we cannot assume it. We must continue to search for him. Also, there has been a droid attack on the Wookiee planet, Kashyyyyyyyk.
MACE: Does anyone really care?
YODA: If save the Wookiees we do not, get to see Chewie we will not. Chewie the audience loves. Go to Kashyyyyyyyk I will.
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ANAKIN: Yes. Um…Master Yoda, you’ve been able to speak the Galactic Standard Language for hundreds of years now, right? Why is it you still insist on putting the verb at the end of the sentence?
YODA: To piss you all off, I do it.
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MACE: You have lost.
PALPATINE: PikaCHUU!!
PALPATINE shoots lightning bolts at MACE, who blocks them. The bolts start to rebound on PALPATINE, scarring and distorting his face.
PALPATINE: Save me, Anakin! Don’t let me die!
ANAKIN: Should I do it or not?
PALPATINE: Yes!
ANAKIN: That’s good enough for me.
ANAKIN cuts off MACE’s lightsaber hand. PALPATINE slams MACE with lightning.
PALPATINE: UNLIMITED POWAA!
MACE falls off the ledge to his death.
[JEDI TEMPLE–INTERIOR]
ANAKIN finds a basket of abandoned KITTENS.
KITTENS: Mew.
ANAKIN kills the KITTENS.
ANAKIN: Okay, I think I’m done.
ce script est genial 